Obama Brownshirts Declare Intent of War Against Opponents

Dateline March 21 2009 Birmingham Alabama

From the heart of darkness in Birmingham, Alabama, a spokesperson for faux-president Obama's "Organizing for Amerika" betrayed the apparently combative and brownshirt-militia stylings of the organization when describing their miniscule local efforts as the first part of a movement to recruit supporters.

"We aren't looking for a fight. That will come later, when we have an army", declared Obama spokesperson Chris deHaven, giving away the apparent strategy used by fascist Obama planners in imitation of the Hitler Youth movement, janja death squads, and other campaigns of terrorist type indoctrination of militant civilian thugs. Many people recalled Obama's words during the latter stages of his presidential bid in which he fantasized about having a civilian force equal to the US Armed Forces, in both size and materiel. Such statements as that given to the press by deHaven will assuredly increase tensions between those who perceive their president as an infallible Fuhrer, and the more mainstream American citizens who are already distrustful of his repeated and blatant power-grabs, his Marxist-Leninist ideals and his contempt for the values of mainstream America. Many also remember clearly his arrogant and mocking condescension toward people of faith and supporters of the U S Constitution.

A local representative for the watch group, Citizens Against Hate, Ms. Robyn Ferrel, took a dim view of the proceedings.

"It is a shame that during times of crisis in our nation, such groups as this would openly plan for civil war and combat, directing their intent against those whom they deem political opponents. If this truly reflects the thinking of other Obama followers, perhaps America has made a tragic mistake in allowing him into the office of Presidency. On the positive side - there were twenty-five to thirty people here at this gathering, and if that is the largest number of local people seeking to promote divisive hate-campaigns, then their 'us-against-them' strategy will clearly fail."

A Birmingham business owner, Vic McIntyre, who watched the gathering with open amusement, reacted to deHaven's declaration of intent, saying " I've seen their kind ever since I came back from my two tours in Vietnam. They talk tough when there's a microphone in a reporter's hands nearby, but when they face someone who looks 'em in the eye and calls their bluff, they fold like cheap lawn chairs".